Author: Goldpanner

spicyshimmy:

commander shepard gives me hope because commander shepard couldn’t dance, couldn’t drive, couldn’t maintain conversations, couldn’t sleep through the night, couldn’t please everyone, and still managed to do some pretty great stuff and make out with aliens

brainbubblegum:

syderp:

reiner—braun:

‘Hidden message’ in ch 57

I think it is known among fans that the writings used in SnK universe is actually upside-down katakana and they do have meanings when being translated (such as the origin of the story in the inner cover of the manga). However, it can be really hard to read but Japanese netizens managed to figure them out and for ch 57, Levi’s pamphlet is probably not what you want to show to young kids, haha

Gu choki pa gu choki pa gu choki pa

de nani tsukurou nani tsukurou

Migi te ha chinko de hidari te ha manko de

Sekkusu sekkusu

Namamugi nama gome nama tamago

Shimoneta matsuri da wassho

translation:

Rock scissors paper, rock scissors paper, rock scissors paper

So, what should I make, what should I make

In my right hand, a wiener, in my left hand, a pussy

Sex sex

Raw barley, raw rice, raw eggs

Talking dirty all day, all right!

keep on trolling, Isayama. probably his cry for help/to get laid

Edit: Isayama apologized, saying it wasn’t done by him. But the text is real, though.

Translation: RocketNews

Original Japanese article: Jin

At first I thought this was a sarcastic “i can’t believe this got through” post.

but no

Levi’s dirty limericks from his gangsta rap days are real

brainbubblegum:

I am obsessed with nipples in a nonsexual fashion. They’re just funny to me, so if I put nipples on a non mammalian.. I know what I’m doing.

There’s this program called “Kid Pix Studios” I used to play with all the time when I was a kid. One feature on it was drawing on an open canvas, but one of the tools was, you could add little “stickers” that would move like a gif. You could also EDIT the frames of those stickers and add/erase to your heart’s content ONE of those stickers was a topless mermaid swinging her tail. It was very G-RATED, but as a 7 year old, I didn’t understand censorship, so when I looked at it, I was just like “EY, THIS MERMAID GIRL AIN’T GOT NO NIPPLES” and I just WENT IN TO THE EDITING WINDOW AND ADDED NIPPLES ON EVERY FRAME. Unfortunately, it didn’t have a layering or copy/paste system, so I could barely make out where I put the nipples in the last frame. The end result was a mermaid with her nipples just PARTYING ALL OVER HER BOOBIES.

I was shocked when I first tested the animation. But deep in my heart I knew it was the greatest piece of art my hands would create. My Michelangelo. My Magnum Opus.

finallanayru:

callanswall:

cleaning my house cause some ratbag has decided to rock up tomorrow to stay the night 😛

I’m so sorry! Hahah. 会ったら教えてあげるよー！本当にごめんなさい〜（笑）
だが、明日楽しみ！

いいわ！布団が一枚しかないし、こちらこそごめんなさい！今日、もう一個の枕ともう二枚のタオルを買っておいたのに、ちょっと心配なの・・・

久しぶりなので楽しみにしているね～