Goldpanner

this blows my mind like

like imagine if on some alien planet for hundreds of millions of years earth has been thought of as ‘that planet with the really big lizards’

then they show up now and it’s like what the everloving fuck

dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

phd-in-lycanthropy:

My TV screwed up with the show titles like

how can you screw up this bad

I dont even know what its suppossed to say

THIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

AH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS

my personal favorite

what?????

look its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man

how do you even screw up this badly????

like how even

orphan black???????

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

flowergirlrobichiko:

the only acceptable reason

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

moosefeels:

chewbaccagaijin:

miss-nerdgasmz:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

[Spongebob Voice] EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/callanswall/87191496176/tumblr_n61v4evta51rxos7g?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://callanswall.tumblr.com/post/87191496176/audio_player_iframe/callanswall/tumblr_n61v4evta51rxos7g?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcallanswall%2F87191496176%2Ftumblr_n61v4evta51rxos7g

kyntello:

hammerlock:

does whatever a sipdre cna