mocking the cutscene right before a level where you keep dying because you’ve heard it so many times
Author: Goldpanner

they tried to kill him once
ordinary-princess-chilling-queen:
A friend of mine took this picture at Phoenix Comic Con and it took me a moment to get it
important observations to support my belief that inception and pacific rim take place in the same universe, and that drift technology is the distant descendant of dream sharing tech.
just this guy’s laugh
OMFG
holy shit i’m crying ngl
That should not have been as funny as it was!
OH MY WORD
GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT
“they have angered the machine!!”
I’m genuinely in pain from laughing
Fortree City 2003 → 2014
remember that rumor we all believed in middle school that marilyn manson got the bottom half of his ribcage removed so he could blow himself??
What the fuck kinda middle school did you go to
Petition to replace the existing genders with up, down, top, bottom, strange and charmed.
And then we’ll even have words for some of the common three-person relationships! (Two up, one down = “proton”.) I like it; it brings the nuclear family into the age of modern particle physics.
it got better
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/callanswall/88466204381/tumblr_n6zn5mFlFG1ryw0vg?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://callanswall.tumblr.com/post/88466204381/audio_player_iframe/callanswall/tumblr_n6zn5mFlFG1ryw0vg?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcallanswall%2F88466204381%2Ftumblr_n6zn5mFlFG1ryw0vg
