Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
Author: Goldpanner
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
i dont get it
NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS ANIME IS LIKE A CONSTANT STRING OF THE BEST JOKES I’VE EVER HEARD
The official trailer for the New Zealand vampire comedy “What We Do in the Shadows, directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, about three vampire flatmates coping with the modern world.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
todaywercancellingtheapocalypse:
March Is bisexual health awareness month The bisexual resource centre in Boston USA have a page devoted to links regarding bisexual health awareness…
Every week I work on an episode about bisexuality. Soon….
a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
thanks bing
Did anyone actually draw clip art or was it just born when the universe was
Scooby Doo Where Are You: Scooby doo can talk because we say so now shut up and watch the fuckin cartoon
The New Scooby Doo Movies: same
The Scooby Doo Show: same
Scrappy Doo: same
The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo: same
Boo Brothers: same
Ghoul School: same
The Reluctant Werewolf: same
What’s New Scooby Doo: same
A Pup Named Scooby Doo: same
Zombie Island: same
Witch’s Ghost: same
Alien Invaders: same
Cyber Chase: same
That one johnny bravo crossover: same
Live action Scooby Doo films: same
The /other/ live action Scooby Doo films: same
Every fucking adaption of Scooby doo ever: same
Mystery Incorporated: Scooby doo is the descendent of an alien race of godlike creatures called the annunaki that cross the barriers between our world and theirs every thousand years by possessing animals; any offspring sired by the annunaki and normal animals have near supernatural abilities such as amplified intelligence and the ability to speak human language which makes scooby part horrifying lovecraftian god from the dawn of time and that’s why scooby doo can talk
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