Goldpanner

My youngest sister texted this to me tonight I’m fuc kin cr ying

brutereason:

Read this whole series of tweets; it’s important: https://twitter.com/discordiankitty/status/642319931409833984

Whenever someone tries to give me credit for basic decency, these are the dynamics I think about.

missmonstermel:

robotsandfrippary:

unsubferret1:

boy-bomb:

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

@chamomilehime

Me and you when we see each other

THAT LAST WINK.

This chick’s face is marvelous

smallbutera:

Thank you..

By Lindsay. Undertale is a fantastic little game.

taluluto:

sisyphus is a found poem created entirely from rearranged phrases from dril tweets

gothiccharmschool:

humankarkat:

Update on the sin:

I have indeed edited, formated, printed, and bound none other than My Immortal.
This is the first book I’ve ever bound, so it’s a bit rough, but I have never been more proud and more ashamed.

May god have mercy on my soul.

My horrified laughter startled the cats.

whatbethsays:

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.