beldaran:

roachpatrol:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • have a nice trip
  • send a postcard
  • (when they come back) where’s my postcard?
  • good luck