Aries: looks like a human goldfish cracker
Taurus: looks like darth maul undercover at a high school
Gemini: looks like if you saw someone who you suspected of being two kids standing on each others’ shoulders and then you ripped away the trench coat and it was one single human person
Cancer: looks like the movie the fly, if instead of a fly in the chamber with jeff goldblum it was like a big bowl of pasta salad
Leo: looks like a ghost chef boyardee
Virgo: looks like someone cut their face out of a magazine, is a human ransom note
Libra: looks like they’re from a dark version of gift of the magi where they sold their face to buy a gift and their wife bought them like, a face scarf
Scorpio: looks exactly like benedict cumberbatch
Sagittarius: looks like one of those optical illusions; can you see the other face in this face?
Capricorn: looks like they’re holding a bundle of dry spaghetti but the spaghetti is them
Aquarius: look likes they’re being permanently pinched by two grandmas
Pisces: looks like the crypt keeper is trying to sneak into a rave in the old west