gutterowl:

orcshaming:

busket:

im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler

there’s something so satisfying about the phrase “be filled with bread or toast or a combination of these two extremes”.

Be very tender when you want to be very attractive.  But if you prefer your guests hungry, you will not allow them to use the meat.

Words to live by.

#its like a badly translated domme scene#I prefer you hungry#I do not allow you to use the meat