Tag: lmao

the-butchriarchy:

lesliefeinberg:

I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units 

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

panicdote:

wunderhorntanz:

gothhabiba:

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

And their cousin, “i’m trying to tell you about a thing, but i don’t know the word for it. Luckily, i know enough words to describe it so i can just sound super poetic while explaining what a gummy bear is.”

saint-of-powder:

dogthing2:

kirihina:

okay-ibelieveyou:

beeeds:

So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat.

Bet her car smells fucking delicious.

For all my fellow american friends, 40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit.

That rules

aight so listen the FDA says eggs need to be at least 145F. as far as I can tell, this is not only not hot enough to Disinfect the dough which is remarkable, but stuff was probly thriving in there. but moreover these r clearly  just dryass playdough nasty, like that aint even hot enough to activate leavening agents, or caramelize the sugars which is anywhere from 230-320F, and I STRONGLY doubt the albedo of cookie dough is low enough to get it much hotter than 120, 130 even in direct sunlight, so in short these are just Nasty Ass Patties of Stank Snack