punkzucchini:

punkzucchini:

For @chicas-festive-curves, @atiekaysayshi, @streetrulesbadminton and all you other curious folks. And @zucchiniwizardry because you can’t beat a make-out sesh with a giraffe obviously I am the alpha zucchini.

I had an internship in Kenya over the summer and we swung by the Giraffe Sanctuary over there, and they had a bunch of food pellets that you could feed to the giraffes, and you could put a pellet between your lips and the giraffe would gently pluck it away, like a kiss. So fuck yeah I wanted to get a kiss from a giraffe I was so on that boat. 

I don’t even know what went wrong but the giraffe knocked the pellet out of my mouth and when it couldn’t find it, just started mouthing my entire face, this things head is thrice the size of a horses if it puts it into perspective for you this animal is HUGE, its weird snake-tongue was all wiping across my face trying to find a food pellet that wasn’t there oh my god until it finally gave up and pulled away, there was just strings of its thick, antiseptic spit connecting my face to its mouth I tell you it was so bizarre to being living that moment. 

SO maybe the correct description was a giraffe was just mouthing my face but w/e it was a 10/10 experience would def mack again. 

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