immaplatypus:

joshnewberry:

did the ppl who made ice age forget after the first movie that human beings canonically exist in their world im just wondering

y’know with all these sequels i expected them to reunite with the baby they saved in the first movie as an adult or something but at this rate they’re more likely to meet a seven-headed turtle-squid with a punny name voiced by pitbull

goblinparty:

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard