5 Annoying Latin “Errors” from an Ancient List That Predicted Latin’s Descendants

shwetanarayan:

allthingslinguistic:

Arika Okrent has a great list on Mental Floss about how the languages we speak today are really just some ancient “25 Common Grammar Mistakes That Make You Look Bad” post, a few centuries later.

Sometime around the 7th century, a grammarian got fed up and started collecting all the annoying mistakes that people kept making in Latin. He wrote them up in the Appendix Probi, a straightforward list of the “say this, not that” variety. The most interesting thing about the Appendix Probi is not that it shows that people have always been making usage errors, but that the errors people made in Latin show the specific ways that Latin turned into its descendants, the Romance languages, including Spanish, French, and Italian.

The advice in the Appendix is not so different from what you might see on the same kind of lists for English today. Where our lists warn us to use “dependent not dependant” and “February not Febuary,” the Appendix tells the Late Antiquity Era Latin user that it’s “aquaeductus non aquiductus” and “Februarius non Febrarius.” Despite that advice, the syllable that Latin speakers kept leaving out of Februarius stayed left out in what eventually became Spanish (Febrero), French (Février), and Italian (Febbraio).

Read the whole thing.

Correctness is in the eye of the beholder. 

(See also this book on how Latin became the Romance languages.)

ie prescriptivism has always been pretty silly it’s not just the people whining about “smol” today

5 Annoying Latin “Errors” from an Ancient List That Predicted Latin’s Descendants

swagmage420:

warlocksmith:

powerarmor:

arr-jim-lad:

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

zozi-schlegel:

cripplechronicles:

captoring:

every time you ridicule a nasty person’s appearance there is chance it’s going to reach a vulnerable person who sees themselves in their features 

This. It really frustrates me when someone is being problematic and then people start attacking their looks. Like go ahead and call out the person for bad behavior all you want but when you start making it about their appearance you become part of the problem.

love when people call people out for being #problematic by telling them they’ve got big noses like mine, or that they don’t wear makeup/their makeup’s not right/they don’t have immaculately styled hair/[insert ableist/classist dog whistle here]

thegingercaptain:

alrnalexia:

alrnalexia:

dragons have lips

this isn’t a shitpost. in skyrim’s dragon language there are pairs of distinct words such as: ‘nid’ (no/none), ‘mid’ (loyal/loyalty), ‘mu’ (we) vs ‘nu’ (now), and ‘aan’ (an) vs ‘aam’ (to serve). this indicates that dragons are able to distinguish between the sounds ‘m’ and ‘n’. 

the only difference between ‘m’ and ‘n’ is that the latter is formed with the tongue, while the former is produced with the lips 

therefore, dragons have lips 

This is some solid linguistic field work and I look forward to the followup post.

Me: I think I’m going to go grocery shopping now
Me: The radar’s showing a 50% chance of rain in the next two hours
Scottish roommate: *laughs*
Me: ?
Roommate: Something about the American accent makes that sound like it’s straight out of a disaster movie