syntactition:

jennytrout:

askbombasticblake:

karenhealey:

justplainsomething:

mako-reaper:

kitikattt7:

2008 was a better time…

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

I’ll remember this until the day I die.

Still my favorite Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade moment

meanrobin:

meanrobin:

i just want girls to know that its ok to hold girls hands n shit but its ALSO ok to want a girl to rail u so hard u forget ur name. nothin wrong with that

people are reblogging this with shit in the tags like “chill” and “you need jesus” and all i wanna say is yall can suck the fattest part of my ass im so tired of people acting like girls being attracted to girls is only ok if its cute and can be seen as platonic like the entire point of this post is people ignore the fact that there are sapphic girls that wanna fuck other girls! and that people keep acting like its gross and abnormal! stop acting like were nasty you shitheads!!!

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

solluxisms:

jumpingjacktrash:

hetero-plausible:

cookingwithroxy:

hetero-plausible:

cup-o-fear:

hetero-plausible:

you: we need bipartisanship moving forward
me, an intellectual: 

Which year was this from?

1932

Ah yes. Godwin’s Law.

Jewish person: hey uh this rise of white nationalism seems a little too familiar
You, a jackass: “ah yes. Godwin’s Law”

it’s not a godwin if they really are fascist white nationalists

My Facebook timeline and Twitter feed have been blowing up lately. And whenever that happens, it’s almost always because someone’s making comparisons to Hitler or Nazis or the Holocaust somewhere. Sure enough, as Trump pontificates about immigrants or ethnic or religious minorities, with scarcely less subtlety than certain early 20th-century political aspirants in Europe did, people on the Internet feel compelled to ask me what I think about it.

[…snip for length, read the full article here…]

In 2015, the Internet gives more and more individuals both the information and the skepticism to question what politicians and others say in their Hitler-centered hyperboles. Just as importantly, the Internet gives us the tools to share our criticisms — including the appropriately appalled reaction to Trump’s statements — with one another more widely.

– The actual Mike Godwin that coined the term. (source)

Note that this was said almost a year ago, far before Trump started appointing said fascist white nationalists to the White House staff.

This researcher programmed bots to fight racism on Twitter. It worked.

christel-thoughts:

his findings

1. white racists (like you “good” whites’ uncles, grandmas, neighbors, and friends) only change their behavior when they are confronted by other whites with more status. 

2. when Black people confront the racists attacking us, they just pile on harder because they get a kick out of knowing they’ve gotten to us.

tl;dr – just like Black people have been telling you for decades, it’s up to whites to end racism and you can’t do it by remaining friends with your cousin and grandma who voted Trump because “fuck political correctness”.

This researcher programmed bots to fight racism on Twitter. It worked.