sometimes when you try to interact with me, i am about to respond but then i just stare at you with my mouth open and go home to sleep
mostly i wont talk unless interacted with but sometimes when i notice you, i give you unwanted lecture about bullshit you could not care any less about
if you do one specific low effort nice thing to me, you can marry me
tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon
me: what is this?
tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started