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yesteryearads:

“14 Franks For a 14 Year Old Boy? (Say There, Young Fellow, Let’s Go Divvies!)”

Swifts Premium Franks

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

dirtbaby2016:

powerburial:

oborolover:

*bites into a bagel from this place*
*it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*

all their bagels are undercooked

all the bagels are undercooked but there a community of people who live outside the store who will finish cooking it for you and also give your bagel boobs

Straight people: why must you label everything, were all humans

Also straight people: Put that down Rebecca, that’s a boys toothbrush !!

dav-19:

Two of my favorite PS1 games: “Crash Bandicoot” and “Spyro”

lordfell:

Mad Max and A Goofy Movie are both about a guy named Max being dragged on a trip they don’t want to be on

tmirai:

This is such an interesting dissection of a very common trope in writing female characters that I never really thought about before, but it’s so prevalent and so obvious and so fucking disgusting.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)