do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted
people are responding to disney potentially buying FOX by saying “holy shit the x-men can be in the mcu” while i’m here thinking “the simpsons are gonna be in kingdom hearts”
“It’s the MONSANTO chem-trails, Boomhauer! It’s the FROG WATER making me feel this way!” Boomhauer recoiled; his heart wrenched in familiar agony. “Dang ol’ man evry’time we get together man like this it’s always bout them dang ol’ chemicals ol’ frog water man talmbout dagnab GMOs man just. Kiss me man.” Dale hesitated, then wrapped his arms around Boomhauer in a sweet embrace. Their lips locked. “Maybe it’s not the frog water,” Dale thought. “Maybe…this was meant to be.”
biologists in the pokemon universe are fuckin idiots. imagine excluding entire countries’ worth of animals and saying “yeah these are all the species in the world”. and these arent even like. undiscovered continents. each of these countries has enough history to show that it’s been populated for countless generations. fuckin professor oak or whatever professor is just straight up neglecting to include entire continents in his research papers
The first 4 Generations aren’t even different countries, just different regions in the SAME country. And according to the remakes have known about each other for ages. Which makes it worse.
professor oak, travelling 10 km west: what the fuck are all those
can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries
That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???
thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too
With Kate Mckinnon voicing Ms Frizzle, imagine how upset conservatives will get when they find out a lesbian is using magic to teach kids science. It’s like their worst nightmare.
And it’s even cooler because Ms Frizzle used to be voiced by Lily Tomlin, who is also a lesbian. So basically Ms Frizzle is a lesbian by association.
Of course she’s lesbian what straight woman owns a lizard and drives a bus
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