Goldpanner

chillthefuckoutbro:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

THESE JOKES MAKE ME FÜHERIOUS.

m-azing:

The Harvard baseball team covers “Call Me Maybe”

from the description: “yes he was asleep the whole time”

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/callanswall/23092865824/tumblr_ljqy1xvPHl1qhey3t?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://callanswall.tumblr.com/post/23092865824/audio_player_iframe/callanswall/tumblr_ljqy1xvPHl1qhey3t?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcallanswall%2F23092865824%2Ftumblr_ljqy1xvPHl1qhey3t

albinojesus:

poppendulum:

thebombardier:

askbatts:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

ITS BACK

fUCK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ENGLISH TRAILER

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

gingerhaze:

Loki, I told you not to bug me when I’m hanging out with my friends!

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟