Goldpanner

iamnotswarley:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi. Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

carbunculus:

swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings

look at this asshole

look at him

god damn it henry

GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK

HENRY

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

(Source: https://player.vimeo.com/)

ok benny this is for you

last night me and callan and zac and nessa hung out!

and zac told us how him and max have started saying this thing, whenever something really small goes their way, like finding 5 bucks in their pocket or catching a train on time, they say ‘muller lyfe’ after zac and nessa’s cousin who is a muller, and is apparently just that sort of guy

and then later they told us a story about the same cousin, who engraved his name on some new tools he got for chrismas but spelt his own name wrong

so then we decided whenever something small goes wrong to say ‘mullre life’

this made me laugh so hard omg

examples:

Nessa: I think you left your moisturiser here. Mullre lyfe

Callan: On the bus with a guy who is listening to his iPod so loudly the whole bus can hear it. The guy listened to Killing in the Name. Got my hopes up for some sick beats only to be given Ke$ha. Mullre lyfe

prostheticknowledge:

Censorship Towel

Product concept is a flesh-coloured towel with pixelated pattern.

[link]

oou! galarka katu!

et la dorsh, dorshtan!!

hyouta:

bryankonietzko:

I “performed” this “dance” for video reference of this kid in episode 302 of Avatar, “The Headband.” I rarely shy away from making a complete ass of myself in the name of fun, so I thought I’d share this with you guys. This was taped back in 2006, but I think my back still hurts.

WORK IT BRYAN