what the fuck hamlet
hamlet
what the fuck
I knew you were kind of a shitty guy
but what are you even doing
did you spend your vast royal inheritance on a dump truck
and then use all the time I was gone to fill it with your feces
and then at the appointed moment
release it over the heads of everyone I know and/or love?
THAT SEEMS LIKE WHAT YOU DID HAMLET

Laertes, Hamlet, Act IV Sc. 5 (via sashayed)

controversial-tabloid-story:

thestoryofsam:

“Lawrence Croft” — or what would happen if gay dudes who play video games were catered to like straight guys who play video games are.

I would play the fuck outta that game.

Yes.

steam-powered-jetskis:

ghirahim:

knytingale:

#pokemon #90s #pokeball #hoothoot #obsessed #gottacatchemall #original (Taken with Instagram)

lol #90s

hoothoot was revealed in 2000

i mean technically, in japan, it was revealed with the release of gold/silver- in november of 1999. this particular toy is american, and came boxed in breakfast cereals w/the release of pokemon the movie 2000 as a promotional toy thing

also dont even stART 2 TAG THIS W/#OBSESSED LET ME TELL U

U AINT OBSESSED DONT EVEN FAKE IT

I am very disappointed because I found no HootHoot merch in Japan 😦

datkarkatass:

sticler:

dorkstrider:

shank-flank:

beardedbeardstache:

m-ckingkay:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

Look at this poor, impractical bastard.

god was young and rebellious back then

that is metal as fuck

they were like god’s weeaboo years

#that thing up there is actually his oc named sakura

fuck