nunubunkie:

harshwhimsy:

jokerstrife:

skittycatz:

Tokyo Jungle is a survival action game developed by PlayStation C.A.M.P. and Crispy’s and published by Sony Computer Entertainment exclusively for the PlayStation 3. The game takes place in a deserted, futuristic Japan, in which the city has transformed into a vicious wildlife wasteland.

In Story Mode, the player plays through missions centered around various animals. Eventually, the player will discover the truth behind mankind’s disappearance.Pomeranian dogs are key characters in the story.

In Survival Mode, the player takes control of an animal and fights for survival against other animals for as long as possible. Tokyo Jungle has online leaderboards so the players can compare their survival skills against one another. Smaller animals will fight in groups, and the player’s group can win fights against larger animals by just having one of the group survive the fight.

The player will have to build up a pack of animals. This is easier for some plant eaters, which means the player may not necessarily be at a disadvantage even if a weaker type was chosen.

There are 50 breeds and 80 types of animals to be expected.Animals confirmed for Tokyo Jungle include Lion, Crocodile, Tiger, Giraffe, Hippo, Cheetah, Chimpanzee, Gazelle, Chicken, Beagle, Tyrannosaurus, Hyena, and Fox. As the player plays through the game, additional playable animals will be unlocked.

SO IT’S A POST APOCALYPTIC SURVIVAL GAME WHERE YOU CAN PLAY AS 50 DIFFERENT ANIMALS (BUT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A POMERANIAN) AND YOU CAN DRESS THEM UP IN THE STUPIDEST ACCESSORIES EVER

///WHY HAVE I NEVER HEAR OF THIS GAME BEFORE///

/rolls around

wow hi when can i get this

ANGIE. ANGIE WE NEED TO GET THIS GAME.

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squeakchic:

C͉ͪ̀̅ͤ́ ̛͉͙̗̣̹̘̒ͭ̅ͬ͐͝O̫̳͚̘̰̟ͤ̑͂ͣ́͌̑̅ ͉̱͈͌͊͆͛͡͡M̧̯ͧͤ̉̊̚͘͜ ̸̳̲̘̺̣͉̗̰ͥ͂̊̆̄̎ͦ͋̚E̦̱͇̮͆̃ͯ̅͋͋ͅ ̗̠̫̭̈̑ ̷̙̙͚̜̈́̓͌́ͪ̓ͥ̃͐͞O͕̳̯͍͖͋ͣ̀ ̵̙̩̬͂̾͘Ṋ̞̻̣̗̅̊͐̉ͦͣ͊̍͡͝ ̯̻̹̲̦̝̻̮̾ͬ̉́͜͡ ̧̩̱̹̞̤̘̙ͨ̎͋̀̅ͮ̔ͥ͢D̝̫̰͍̳̫̻́͒ͯ ̠̝͕̫̮̩͛ͦ̉ͯ̓ͭͣ͗́͢O͒͆̚̚͟҉̪͉̪̹ ̜̩͎̖̽͛ͧ̓͠͠͠W̴̡̺̺͉͊ͯͫͮ̽͝ ̢̦̥̖̰̲̫́̓͝Ṉ̸̳̳͍̯̪̻̭̓͊͐ ̶̳̯̮̀̓̉ͨ̚ ͕͔͙̈̌ͨ͜T̙͙̩ͥ̅ͭ̒ͥ̕͢͠ ̵͔̿ͦO̘̪͖̻̪̓͗̀̏̊͂ͯ̾͊ ͗̓҉͇ ̾͑͊͏̢̙̥̖Ṣͭ̔ͣ̇̎͑͐͢͠ ̜ͣ̌Ơ̩̖̔ͫ̅ͫ̔͠ ̶̢̡̤̺͇̖͔͉̠̣̟̅̄ͬ͒̍U̟̼̳͎̖̩͋ͩͯ̍ͬ̚̕͝ ̣͓̟̹̟̩̙̩̍͂̑̍T̆͏̣̻̱̪̜̟͍͎̮ ̪̫͓̞̬̆͛ͧ͂ͪ̓̀͡Ḩ͎͖͙ͪͥ̆̾͆̄͌̓̌ ̨̭̺̳̻̙̖̭̓͂͗̇ͤ̔̓̓͟ͅP͚̲̳͙̰̫͍̎͝ͅ ̰̪̪ͬ͑̑́ͮ̚̕͟A̶̵̜̭͕̖ͪ̅̍̈͢ ͩͨͫ͏̻̺͕̮̘R̛̝̻̐́ͭ ̛̛̻̦̞ͬ̓͋̍̿͊̂ͬ͟K̦̯ͧͤ͋̉̓̀̀

sorenhateseverything:

tsulamon:

attackofthemoocows:

epochayur:

this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck

THIS.

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah