My phone keeps autocorrecting your name to callable. Took me ages to work out what ‘callable’ even meant cause I was thinking of short-a as in cal-lan not t long-a in call haha

I was like wtf even IS CALLABLE

Maybe I will call you that instead of yaronchans

sourwolf:

onionchester:

i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no

but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by default and i just left hurriedly cause oomg why am i like this