Goldpanner

marina-diamandis:

minteafresha:

I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle – You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in

This is literally my exact sense of humor I don’t even feel like I’m still a sentient person after watching this I’m just part of the person who made this’s brain

borisgf:

British person: says anything

Me: Peppa Pig

Scottish person: says anything

Ben: Harry, Lucy, Mr Simmons

tredlocity:

The most emotional moment in Ready Player One is when Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

I hope they keep that in the movie.

tangaloors:

marvel: “infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history”

me, an intellectual:

so many lessons on how to hold scissors and pencils

we also have lessons on how to sit on chairs

also common, sitting on the edge and just falling off

robots-and-lizards:

invalleumbraemortis:

dakotaaaa:

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

Lord

I hope this post was something actually coherent bc all this hellsite would load was:

pungoeshere:

6ayonetta:

6ayonetta:

6ayonetta:

amazon bring me….my child

SON???????????

He’s ok just wrinkly

hah! a vacuum seal

thesecretkouhai:

godlessondheimite:

pileofknives:

biff-donderglutes:

pisshets:

Why do people write the acronym for dungeons and dragons as “DND” when it’s much more accurate and fun if you write it as “DAD”

DAD: Dungeons and dads

“My character’s name is Jim Johnson, he’s a level 15 general manager and has 20 points in Build (deck/porch)”

isnt this a mcelroy podcast

@atallorderofmelancholy