Imagine it. You’re getting ready to go to sleep after a long day. You close your eyes, but in the corner, in a tiny white font
You cannot rest when enemies are nearby
Author: Goldpanner
Jennifer Lawrence looked so much better before they Photoshopped little twigs for her arms.
mum is being silly because i wont let her see your assignment
mum: Do you want some tea?
me: Yeah!
mum: Well make it yourself!! You shrewish sneaky betrayer daughter
me: Hey, I’m being a loyal sister okay
mum: Loyal to the brother! While I’m just treated like a useless piece of crap in the bundle of laundry.
me: What? There’s crap in the laundry? I don’t understand this analogy
mum: …Me neither. But it figures. You belittling my analogies, making me feel rejected and sad…
the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}
i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) – french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) – russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) – arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) – hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) – german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) – zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) – italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) – greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) – spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) – danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) – mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) – hebrew
“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!
They were supposed to be smiley faces
yzma:
kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back


