mum is being silly because i wont let her see your assignment

mum: Do you want some tea?
me: Yeah!
mum: Well make it yourself!! You shrewish sneaky betrayer daughter
me: Hey, I’m being a loyal sister okay
mum: Loyal to the brother! While I’m just treated like a useless piece of crap in the bundle of laundry.
me: What? There’s crap in the laundry? I don’t understand this analogy
mum: …Me neither. But it figures. You belittling my analogies, making me feel rejected and sad…

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) – french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) – russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) – arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) – hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) – german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) – zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) – italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) – greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) – spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) – danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) – mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) – hebrew