Goldpanner

catchymemes:

AI in Video Games are Great

snatchr:

Can’t wait for that Shrek reboot thats actually a prequel where he of course looks like this

whoreablejewess:

Me as a parent just fucking bothering my baby

subtlespell:

-it’s an acquired taste-

a comic for my drow sorcerer, auberon, in our newest campaign. about being afraid and about realizing that you don’t have to be anymore.

garbuge:

every shitty school has this specific bulldog clipart as their mascot

not us, we had these

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

thatthreeanon:

burdmom:

annajiejie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting.

Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault.

So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

whats a king to a bard

Thats literally a dnd skill

Vicious mockery at sixth level

the-transfeminine-mystique:

softtrade:

I forget where it was but I saw jeans for sale and like they were labeled as “girlfriend cut” instead of ‘boyfriend’ and like the irony to me is that the term “boyfriend style jeans” was originally done as this weird way to heterosexualize the dangerous idea of women wearing slightly loose pants so you knew you weren’t a dyke but like apparently the use of the term “boyfriend” was like too much of a gender confusion crisis for the buyer so they had to change it *again* as opposed to just calling it “loose fitting” to begin w and now it has fully no-homo’d itself into a corner and it just sounds like yr stealing yr jeans from some butch girl yr dating

My fave quirk w boyfriend jeans is that time the gap didn’t realize that having jeans that were “boyfriend” cut and “pegged” style would turn out greater than the sum of its parts

boss-of-the-plains:

anarcho-kaibaism:

tchalisew:

ronin134:

Never forget

Character development

This is exactly what Steve would have wanted

wet-monsoon:

pictured: a response to someone posting suggestive anime girl drawings in the group chat for my college’s art club. such a simple statement, yet that specific hank hill icon elevates it beyond human comprehension

#this goes through so many stages of sounding like #the speaker has #anything from #an italian accent to a spanish accent to a german accent to a swedish accent to an icelandic accent xD #to my ears at least #aka how english would sound if it made sense like the rest of us #english can’t even blame it on ‘having a lot of vowel sounds’ cause swedish has a similar amount (or arguably more)#the difference is that swedish has a proper system and Rules #for when the letter becomes a different sound #in swedish how it’s written is what you get it’s straight forward #english is just put together with duct tape and a prayer (via @erasedcitizen2)

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