I was playing BBS in the living room and my roommate looks over from his Skype call and says “Yeah, my roomie is playing Kingdom Hearts but Sora isn’t even in this game, he’s playing as some dude named Max right now”, so I’m like “Where the hell did you get that name from?” and then I realized…
The other night. I was mean to this guy, but only because he was doing this thing that I’ve heard about in the [Neil Strauss] book The Game. We were all seeing a show and he comes up and he was doing that compliment-criticism thing, where you say you like my hair then you say, ‘Where did you get that hairdye? I can see your roots’. It’s a thing guys do if they’re trying to hit on a girl and they want to bring her down a bit so she craves their positive attention. So I kind of went off on him like, ‘You think people don’t know what you’re doing? You legitimately think I’m an idiot. Everybody’s read that book!
Taylor Swift, on the last time she was thoroughly unpleasant to someone (via taylor-svift)
i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification
mum: turn it off, it’s actually making me feel sick in the guts. well it makes sense that it’s called dumpster.
us: what
mum: (smugly) cause it sounds like garbage!
us: it’s not called dumpster?? it’s called dubstep
mum: …oh