monica-geller:

the worst thing about being australian on this god forsaken website is when it gets to september and everyone from the northern hemisphere is like ‘today i consumed 3 pumpkin spice lattes and picked my halloween costume and had a sexually charged encounter with a pile of leaves!!!!’ and all that ever happens to me in september is that a bunch of misguidedly defensive birds try to fuckign kill me

flashinqlights:

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends