me: mum hows your online puzzle going
mum: its really hard.
me: whoa, why are there only like 4 tiny characters in the middle surrounded by all that blue bullshit??
mum: remind me again that you studied linguistics at uni
me: what, is that not blue?
mum: no, i mean your dazzling vocabulary. ‘blue bullshit’
me: oh pardon me. cerulean nonsense
me: azure asshattery
me: periwinkle flippantry
me: cobalt shenanigans
mum: do your friends in japan put up with all the shit you talk
Author: Goldpanner
Me at my second Rodeo
Me: This ain’t my first Rodeo
Reblog if you gots feets now
Brand New Baman Piderman episode, “We Hab Da Problem”. Thank you guys so much! Next one is Ghost Night 2 in the new year! HAPPY WINTER FRIENDS YA’LL! All reblogs are highly appreciated and given magical smooches.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
christmas concept: i’m dressed up as the grinch. my cats are dressed up as dasher and dancer. i have not stolen christmas, but i have stolen the entire world supply of ferrero rocher. the world is falling apart because of my actions, but i don’t care. i’m not sharing. no one can kinkshame me when i’m underneath all this chocolate. i can finally be happy
Well, the good news is that my computer got fixed so it’s not constantly freezing anymore.
The bad news is that all my nice custom photoshop brushes got destroyed so now I’m back to the factory defaults.
(But thank God, I still have you, Rubber Ducky Brush. So long as I have you, everything will be GREAT.)
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holy fucking shit
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