
I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa
panic at the party

The struggle was real.
They will never fucking know!
I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.
Were you guys not aware of t9 or
bro when the fuck did t9 EVER work bc let me tell u it didn’t for me
t9 was a load of shit
I, for one, am so glad the youth will never have to know, because texting like this was fucking bullshit.
rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?
every time i see this post it’s accompanied by a different horrifying painted man baby

internet may have adopted the arrow in the knee as skyrim’s official meme, but mine will always be
>trying to browse net discreetly at work
>sees the words: putt putt saves the zoo speedrun
>poker face is extremely compromised
kylo ren of the overflow

Indy and my bf, Nick, have this stupid cute bromance, and when I try to join in I get bitten. 😖
never interrupt the breakdown