Why are colds like

jonesandbennett:

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

tastefullyoffensive:

“And I *squeak* you.”

i have been laughing at this for about 5 minutes now

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curepimmy:

discwars:

discwars:

discwars:

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

carmillaismygalpal:

mygayisshowing:

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

Sorry but before Netflix and Tumblr existed I was on Livejournal trying to apply to private file sharing communities so I could get episodes of Doctor Who and Glee without having to stream them on Megavideo while also reading a dozen fics a day.

universequartz:

heres some of my favorite ken m posts (click through to read em)

There’s A Conspiracy Theory That Louis Tomlinson’s Baby Is Fake

kramergate:

big-boss-official:

plasmalogical:

lastexittospringfield:

@rosegoldfuck honestly… 2016 is just too weird

american sniper baby lands a second role

PLEASE read this it’s ubelievably convincing

this was better than every mystery book ive ever read

There’s A Conspiracy Theory That Louis Tomlinson’s Baby Is Fake

shylax:

I’m glad there’s finally a term for this type of asshole.

sarcastic-snowflake:

woofle:

woofle:

i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it

it’s true i saw it with my own eyes

oh my god