– when a guy is doing really well until the third video featuring his friend’s testimonials plays, immediately causing every women to turn her light off.
– when one of the creepy stalker dudes gets on the show obsessed with one woman only who shuts him down immediately. he ignores everyone else to the extent of being rude, while maybe two women leave their lights on for some unfathomable reason. he then rejects them, makes one last attempt to woo the woman who hates him, and inevitably does the dateless walk of shame off the stage.
– when a guy is such a clueless spoilt manbaby that everyone – meng fei, the two commentary panelists, and all 24 women – gang up and mock him mercilessly until he leaves pouty and dateless when his first video has barely finished.
– cringeworthy sinoboo foreigners who crash and burn so hard that they leave a smoking crater in their local love life.
Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.
Sorry but before Netflix and Tumblr existed I was on Livejournal trying to apply to private file sharing communities so I could get episodes of Doctor Who and Glee without having to stream them on Megavideo while also reading a dozen fics a day.
POUR OUT A DRINK FOR MEGAVIDEO
RIP IN PEACE WITH YOU AND YOUR SHITTY 50 MINUTE STREAM LIMITS
ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like
“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”
and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed
and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet
callanswall 