Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
achilles: He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic.
patroclus: I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
agamemnon: “YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS!
helen: You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not
hector: Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?
paris: Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?
odysseus: STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!
diomedes: If thou doth not kill him, then I shall kill him anyways!
did you know that as a kid i once drew final fantasy 7 x crash bandicoot fanart?
since both are being remastered, this abomination keeps me awake at night
This is a master piece!
if this passes 10k notes i’ll destroy the planet by redrawing this as a fully grown adult over a decade later. it’s up to tumblr to decide whether that’s a good or bad thing to redraw this.
You know, your best pal, your bud, who follows you everywhere, who sits on your shoulder (or maybe you sit on theirs). We’re talking Ash and Pikachu levels of companionship.
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