bidoof:

My Impressions of the Playable Final Fantasy X Characters (as of the Chocobo Eater fight)

tidus: absolutely the most fucked up fictional character ever conceived in the entire history of all literature. COMPLETELY unpredictable. i have NO fucking clue what is going on in his head at any moment. any time there’s a cutscene with tidus i am on the edge of my fucking seat through the whole thing because i genuinely have no clue what he’s going to say or do

yuna: very nice lady. ideal apartment neighbor. i know she wouldn’t be too loud or throw parties. we would have pleasant conversations while i check my mail

auron: almost cool but he looks like a dude who’s way too old to be cosplaying at an anime convention so unfortunately he is NOT cool

rikku: seems like she would go absolutely apeshit if you put on a spice girls song

wakka: the middle school soccer coach figure i never had in my life. i wish he was my dad

lulu: i would drag my d*ck through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

kimahri: afraid to search his name on google images