saint-of-powder:

dogthing2:

kirihina:

okay-ibelieveyou:

beeeds:

So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat.

Bet her car smells fucking delicious.

For all my fellow american friends, 40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit.

That rules

aight so listen the FDA says eggs need to be at least 145F. as far as I can tell, this is not only not hot enough to Disinfect the dough which is remarkable, but stuff was probly thriving in there. but moreover these r clearly  just dryass playdough nasty, like that aint even hot enough to activate leavening agents, or caramelize the sugars which is anywhere from 230-320F, and I STRONGLY doubt the albedo of cookie dough is low enough to get it much hotter than 120, 130 even in direct sunlight, so in short these are just Nasty Ass Patties of Stank Snack