brainbubblegum:

I am obsessed with nipples in a nonsexual fashion. They’re just funny to me, so if I put nipples on a non mammalian.. I know what I’m doing.

There’s this program called “Kid Pix Studios” I used to play with all the time when I was a kid. One feature on it was drawing on an open canvas, but one of the tools was, you could add little “stickers” that would move like a gif. You could also EDIT the frames of those stickers and add/erase to your heart’s content ONE of those stickers was a topless mermaid swinging her tail. It was very G-RATED, but as a 7 year old, I didn’t understand censorship, so when I looked at it, I was just like “EY, THIS MERMAID GIRL AIN’T GOT NO NIPPLES” and I just WENT IN TO THE EDITING WINDOW AND ADDED NIPPLES ON EVERY FRAME. Unfortunately, it didn’t have a layering or copy/paste system, so I could barely make out where I put the nipples in the last frame. The end result was a mermaid with her nipples just PARTYING ALL OVER HER BOOBIES.

I was shocked when I first tested the animation. But deep in my heart I knew it was the greatest piece of art my hands would create. My Michelangelo. My Magnum Opus.