fatbodypolitics:

khaleesiofmanhattan:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

I got to about 44 seconds and then I had to stop because I’m genuinely no exaggeration weeping with laughter I don’t even know why please everybody watch this right now.

This is the stuff of nightmares. Hilarious nightmares.