mum is being silly because i wont let her see your assignment

mum: Do you want some tea?
me: Yeah!
mum: Well make it yourself!! You shrewish sneaky betrayer daughter
me: Hey, I’m being a loyal sister okay
mum: Loyal to the brother! While I’m just treated like a useless piece of crap in the bundle of laundry.
me: What? There’s crap in the laundry? I don’t understand this analogy
mum: …Me neither. But it figures. You belittling my analogies, making me feel rejected and sad…

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