(toby is asleep on a mattress on the floor)

me: toby what time did you go to bed?

toby: …

toby: …

toby: (three minutes later)

toby: hhss nnn sff n

me: what?

toby: ssnnnot ssfn

me: what??

toby: it’s not the same thing

me: what’s not the same thing?

toby: crying and hhheggh

me: crying and eggs??

toby: …

me: what??? 

toby: crying and hugs, it’s not the same thing

toby: didnt you ask me that

me: no… i said, what time did you go to bed?

toby: …

toby: okay

toby: (goes back to sleep)

me: ????

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