me: *hmm i want a pop tart. but i cant eat two, thats like 400 calories damn*

me: hey tob-o, there’s a pop tart in the fridge if you want one!

toby: *stands up with a very serious face*

toby: *walks over to me and hugs me*

toby: you know how to make a grown man cry

toby: by which i mean, a grown 14 year old man