Good ol’ breakfast before duty!
Huh?
WHAT WAS THAT.
WOAH WHAT
THE CRAP
WHOOOOOAA CRAP
…
HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK
just a calm day on the front
wait what’s that noise i think its our communication system
THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO U COPY
SERGEANT BISQUICK WHAT IS UR POSITION
HOLD UR POSITION MAN WE’RE COMIN FOR U
THIS IS WAR
No you hang up
No you hang up
Hold on im getting another call
PRIVATE LUNA BAR THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO YOU COPY
WE ARE AT WAR
Lead us to victory, commander
THIS IS CORPORAL SWISS ROLL, REPORTING IN
I CAN’T HOLD THE ENEMY OFF MUCH LONGER
TELL MY WIFE…
TELL MY WIFE I ALWAYS LOVED HER…
THIS IS FIRST LIEUTENANT FRUIT CRISP REPORTING FROM BEHIND ENEMY LINES
IT HAS BEEN 8 DAYS FENDING OFF THE ENEMY AND OUR RATIONS ARE LOW.
HALF MY UNIT HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT, COMMANDER. THE ENEMY IS STRONG.
HOW MANY MORE LIVES MUST BE LOST FOR THIS ACCURSED WAR? WHEN WILL THE DEPRAVITY OF MAN BE SATISFIED?
What the fuck was in that cereal?
Courage.
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