Favorite dead unidentified angel
…although I do have to ask: Why is she the ONLY angel we’ve seen (minus fallen Anna and in-hiding Gabriel) who doesn’t wear a suit?
Was everyone else like “Look, it’s in the rule book that we have to wear suits when we go down to earth so just—”
and she was like “FUCK THAT I CAN SMITE DEMONS IN A DRESS IF I WANT TO.”
and then she DID, right up until Uriel’s stupid face went and stabbed her in the neck
ugh Uriel you were so bitchy
I bet you were just jealous
Uriel used to be “funniest and most stylish angel in the garrison” and then this one came along with her white flats and flowy dresses and Uriel was like “who is this bitch” and then people just started referring to him as “the funniest angel in the garrison” and that was the beginning of the end, really.
“I want to free Lucifer” my ass — I see what you’re doing Uriel, I’m on to you

