lbenanti:

today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant) 

and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african bird’ and my english lecturer was naming african birds and it was getting really tense

and then i just pointed at nothing in particular and screamed ‘HORNBILL!’ and then sang at the top of my voice ‘KIIIINGS DON’T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORNBILLS FOR A START’ cause i got really excited

and then everything got really quiet and everyone was just looking at me and this girl  slowly pointed at me and went ‘yesssss’ like i’d just found the cure for cancer.